RedGage

So Damon's down in the basement with Zack's stash of vervain which weakens him. Oh poor Zack farewell. Hmm that does make me wonder about the one human member of the family always taking care of the boarding house of the years. Where are the human Salvatores anyway? There have to be some out there otherwise there wouldn't always be an "Uncle" around taking care of the place while Damon and Stefan are elsewhere.Unlike Buffy who found out about Angel when they kissed and he got excited Elena was putting the pieces together. She got some help by that bitch's grandfather. I think her name was Tiki which is a dumb name. Who names their kid Tiki? Doesn't that lead to mocking about Tiki lamps and I'm glad that Bonnie made the hose attack her since that was funny. At least she wasn't set on fire which wouldn't have been very good. He saw Stefan and went on about knowing him but bitchy girl did mention that the dude had Alzheimer's but that doesn't mean he didn't recognize Stefan. So she did some digging around and found some old footage from 53 when the Uncle of the house was attacked and killed supposedly by an animal. I'm going to go on a limb and say that Damon did it most likely. So now she wonders what Stefan is. Oops!Sadly no hot vampire took their shirt off and of course poor Damon was in the basement growing weaker and weaker. He did trick Zack into coming down where he revealed that he'd been ingesting vervain for the past sixteen years so he wouldn't be a yummy treat for Damon. Stefan came just in time at least that time since the second time poor Zack wasn't so lucky. I can't help but feel bad for the guy since he was pretty much a prisoner just taking care of the place and Damon thanks him by snapping his neck. Bad Damon but don't worry I still find you hot. Now my basement isn't that dreary but I don't have a cell down there either.Stefan showed that he has a cruel side too. He was planning on having Damon weaken until he was pretty much a mummy before putting him in the family crypt and after fifty years he'd check on Damon and I'm not sure what he'd do let him out perhaps. Ouch that's cruel but Damon has been the one that's been killing all willy nilly which has the I'm not sure what to call that group since I'm not going to call them the Scoobies since that would be the ones I like. Finally Damon used a crow to seek out Caroline. He kept calling to her and she's trying to have Sunnydale Syndrome where she doesn't seem to realize what had happened to her. Finally she does come to the boarding house and lets him out.Zack is just a little too late. Damon snaps his neck and runs after Caroline but luckily the sunlight saved her. Stefan took Damon's ring when he stuck him down in the basement so he wasn't able to go outside because he'd burst into flame which is what vampires do when they're out in the sun unless they have a ring to protect them. Hmm I think I might have a plot bunny crossover in mind. So now Damon's out and Stefan found his body. Now where did he get that stake? It looks like Stefan just might be going over his brother to kill him but it looks like he'll be too late because once again Damon goes to Vicki and it looks like she won't be so lucky this time because it looked like she was drained.Wow Stefan cooks. I'm not sure why it was a surprise that Stefan's Italian after all look at the name but it seemed to be a surprise to Elena. She cut her finger which of course caused Stefan to get all turned on. It didn't help that she saw his face reflected in the window. Whoops see there is a benefit to being a vampire that doesn't show a reflection but of course that would have to be explained too. He pretended he had something in his eye. So now after snooping around Elena realizes that Stefan isn't human. She's one smart cookie isn't she?I don't like Logan at all. I think he's an Assface but it looks like Jenna does like him. He's just using her to get the pocket watch. What is up with the watch? I just don't get it. There's also the mystery of I think that was amber although Damon called it a crystal. There has to be something mystical about both of them. I'm just wondering why the gang doesn't seem to realize that the vampires are the Salvatores because they look exactly the same and there are pictures around so wouldn't that be a big honking clue? The Sheriff did mention looking for the vampires so I'm wondering why she didn't connect the dots and realize that it was the Salvatores. Were the Gilberts involved with this group?So Logan goes into Jeremy's room to steal the pocket watch. Oh poor Jenna when she finds out that he was just using her I'm thinking she's going to be pissed. I'm sure Jeremy will be pissed when he finds the pocket watch missing. Lame excuse saying you were looking for the bathroom. Oh sure I know I like to ransack the bedroom when I'm looking for the bathroom after all the bathroom might be under the bed or maybe in the closet. That was tacky of Vicki to steal Elena's pills. I wonder whose toothbrush she was using. Yikes that was quite the good morning welcome to find the slutty girl in your bathroom brushing her teeth but her luck seems to be running out while Caroline not so much since she's not dead yet. Damn if she was drinking Damon's blood I'd think she'd turn into a vampire at this rate.While at the car wash Bonnie ended up using her powers so she kind of reminded me of Christina realizing that she can do things. Sure having the bitch get attacked by the hose was funny but it got a bit unsettling when Bonnie ended up setting a car on fire. Oops I don't think she meant to do that. I don't think she wanted to sweet the water. I think that girl was just being a bitch because why would you need to sweep water? The water would dry up. Maybe that's what Bonnie was trying to do but things got out of control. The fire did go out when Stefan snapped her out of the trance. This led to her going to see her Grams. I'm really looking forward to finding out more.