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Damn I was kind of hoping for a shirtless Salvatore but hey I got Stefan in a tank top which is very good. Damn he has nice arms and some biceps of doom too. Even though he was totally losing it he was incredibly hot. I guess there's no issue of whether or not I'm going to Special Hell since I found this Stefan hot too. Well I do have eyes and once again it was shown that in a verse where vampires and other supernatural stuff exists it isn't a good idea to be named Amber. Remember Amber from Buffy who had her hands set on fire by crazy Katherine who wanted to relive her glory days and get on the cheerleading squad?Stefan decides to drive his car which makes sense after all he did knock over the blood bank. Oh Uncle Jackass a vampire's got to eat and isn't that better than killing people? But I have to wonder about the blood being in the trunk for the day. Wouldn't it go bad? I guess his trunk could be refrigerated but I've never heard of that before. Later he put it downstairs in the basement in a fridge although I thought it was a freezer since it was one of those ones that you sometimes see a body stuffed in. Well Karen on Desperate Housewives kept her husband in one instead of the regular standing up fridge. Aw do I sense that you care Damon? Well it makes sense since they were really tight when they were human and maybe he's getting over the Katherine thing or shifting the blame to where it belongs on the bitch who just took off without telling him.Bonnie's back and yes I'm the geek that cheered when I saw her. Well I missed her but I knew something was up with the way she looked at Stefan and avoided Elena. She talked to Caroline all the time but I'm thinking that one time we saw Elena on the phone was probably the one time she did it. Well Elena told her about the spell not working so she's pissed because this spell killed Grams which sucks so she can't deal with Stefan and she doesn't want Elena to choose. And personally I think that at this point that Bonnie might not be the one chosen although I could be wrong. Well maybe in time but damn it there isn't much time for the two to make up is there?Caroline's in the Miss Mystic Pageant and it turns out that Elena is too but she totally forgot about it. Well that makes sense after all she loses her parents, falls in love with a vampire, and finds out that she's adopted so she's had some things on her mind. She does stay in the contest but Caroline of course wants to win and I'm glad that she did. That's just sad that Liz didn't even go with Caroline to help her get ready like Jenna did with Elena. Sadly Matt wasn't there since he had to work and I wonder how he's doing with finding out about his sister being dead and dealing with kicking his mom out after finding her smooching his friend. Now Tyler I didn't miss at all. Sorry but he's an ass and he's never really grown on me.Uncle Jackass is looking for some invention that Jonathan invented and he knows that Pearl took it. How in the hell does he know all this stuff anyway? Damon of course has no clue but Pearl does end up giving it to him as a peace offering for the torturing of Stefan. Well it's not like she did it and the remaining vamps took off. So it is just Pearl and Anna but now Uncle Jackass knows about Pearl since Jenna mentions to him that she's the one that wants to buy Grayson's building that Uncle Jackass doesn't want to sell. It looked like a compass and it turns out that Pearl wanted the vamp detector but grabbed this one by mistake. Who knows what this one does but I'm guessing it isn't just a pocket watch. I can't figure out Uncle Jackass since he hasn't said anything about the vamps he knows about.Damon thought Pearl's merry band was stealing from the blood banks for the past week but nope they haven't since it is just her and Anna and Harper who I did like. Hey he helped Stefan so that puts him in the plus column. Since Stefan's just losing it he takes Stefan's place while Stefan kidnaps the nervous Amber. See it isn't such a good thing to be named Amber although if I was going to get kidnapped is it wrong that I wouldn't mind getting kidnapped by him? He does some ranting porn and he admits to Amber that he wants to kill her and goes on about her carotid artery. Did I mention how hot this was? She wasn't scared because he had compelled her but he tried to resist by making her afraid which led to her running.Of course much like Ugly and the other ass monkeys that are known as angels you really can't outrun a vampire so he shows up and drinks some more. Elena had to dance with Damon so it is a good thing he was around when the dance was invented so he didn't make a fool of himself and that's such a pretty dress. I love the color but she didn't win. I'm thinking she would have won if Stefan was with her and he wasn't all crazy with the bloodlust. They end up finding out that Amber was taken so they find him and poor Stefan's all crazy and hungry. Well sweetie you should have learned control which every vampire we've seen so far has but you. I'm not including that dumbass Frederick.Stefan tosses Damon and hey that's still a violation of the Hottie Handbook since hottie violence against another hottie is strictly forbidden. Bonnie shows up for some reason. Maybe she had a vision since I don't think she was there at the pageant at least not that I saw. How cool she can do that headache thing like Grams did so she gave him one and that woke up Stefan I guess and he took off. Bonnie left since she doesn't want to deal with the vampires and I'm guessing Elena comes up with this plan with Damon to help out Stefan. She finds him back at the boarding house. Am I the only one that thought of Angel right after he realized who Buffy was after getting back from Hell where he saved her from that stupid guy that went all psycho on his girlfriend Debbie?He wanted her to leave since he didn't want to hurt her. She tells him she isn't afraid and he throws her against the wall and they end up hugging. She has one of those cool weapons of Alaric's and stabs him in the back. He's taken down to the basement so it is his turn to be locked up. I'm thinking they are trying to detox him or something. Well he isn't the first one after all Sam did the same thing. I think they should have gone to Bobby's place but he'd probably try to kill them instead of help them since they are vampires. Aw how sweet Damon stays with Elena. I think she's probably one of the few humans he actually likes and of course even though he won't admit it he still loves his brother.Anna's earrings were cute weren't they? She ends up talking to Jeremy and they both clean up nicely. I'm not sure I'd put on heels to blend in. Oh that sucks she missed her chance at the pageant since the whole locking up the vampires and setting the church on fire kind of ruined her chance. He tells her that he knows everything and that he's glad he doesn't remember since he doesn't want to have that image of Vicki in his head. I think these two could be really cute and she admitted that she had ulterior motives at first but that she ended up caring about him. Well maybe in time since he has to deal with the whole Vicki thing first since that had to be one hell of a shock. So now he's just going to be like his sister and pretend like he doesn't know what he knows.